Whelp might as well as get this out of the way before I get sober.

How are you so spongy?

Dr. Clean mostly, with a touch of Pinesol.

What's your favorite band and type of music?

Uhhhhh.... Does D12 count as a band? Eh, they have a song called that, it should be good enough. As for favorite type of music, it'll be split between hardcore rap, 1950's jazz/blues, and of course, deathcore.

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Last week, I sat down and watched this video. It's a very good interview, and a great way to get to know Felicia Day if you're not familiar with her. One part of it has stuck with me, though, and I wanted to talk about that a little.

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If any of you have noticed, on I wasn't on for 2 days, because I had to go somewhere for an overnight stay, and I couldn't bring any electronic devices like phones or anything. I was out in nature anyways, so I guess that might explain it. It was really fun, but now I came home, and I'm taking rest today, so I'll be on a lot more now.

Heya folks. First and foremost, I recently got a raise and promotion at my job (after getting passed by FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW FUCK YOUR MOTHER JERRY), so along with more monies I have even less free time. Like, almost nothing. I'm only typing this because I'm waiting for an oil change on my car. Ugggggggggh adulthood suuuuuuuucks.

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The question was asked, "What Pokémon are sapient?" And then that snowballed into a little creative writing exercise I used to distress on the Federation from Star Trek finding the Pokémon world and cataloging the many, many sapient creatures and intricacies in the world.

I was neer supposed to finish it or even turn it into a story, and yet the completed drafts on the Discord server say otherwise. So I guess I'm going to be cleaning it up periodically and publishing it.

Behold:

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I decided not to wait and will be posting both finale chapters simultaneously on Wednesday because after some final rounds of edits I realised they really should be read together, but they're just too damn long to make reasonably into one chapter.

So here we go!

Cheers,

I-A-M

So. Story time! (Note that said story happened 10-ish minutes ago as of this blog post)
I was working on school stuff, and I didn't notice the spider until it was crawling on my homework from Friday. I freaked. I yelled 'HOLY' as loud as I could. Mind you, it scared the crap out of me. TBH it wasn't the biggest spider I've ever seen. Probably as big a little bigger than 'HOLY' soooo.

Which marks ten consecutive years of writing at least one fic a year, I guess. Thus, we'll celebrate with a feast and crimefighting.

TPipp Petals, The Mukbang Detective

• MLP Gen 5
• Dark
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Pipp and Zipp eat some delicious food and fight crime.

• Sex
• Violence
• Death
• Profanity
• Sunny Starscout
• Pipp
• Zipp

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*Spend effort writing a oneshot of Sunset and Twilight accidentally mutating a lab rat to giant proportions. They have to save the school.*
*Post it, it's not the best fic but I wrote a oneshot today so life's good.*
*Wake up.*

Oh.

I wrote a story, guys!

Go take a look!

It's probably not too good…

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Not a robot one this time, sadly, but I think y'all will still enjoy it. Doubly so if you're a Discworld fan.

I'm reading Chrysalis stories again.

When I enjoy reading about a character, I don't want it to end. So I read everything I can of that character, until I get bored or run out of tolerable stories (almost always the latter).

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like

I was half asleep... I could tell (sorta) what was happening around me?? idek how to describe it xD

(basically the product of at most 3 hours of sleep)

anyway the only specific details I'm saying is that it involved Ixu

any more and you'll have to pm me

(i can barely remember much of it now but bear with mee)

...further proof that bronies are absolutely mad in all the best ways.
(Follow the link to the GoFundMe to see what I mean)

P.S.: Now I know what those Swiss bronies do all year when they aren't raiding the charity auction at Galacon.

Next Gen. Sunset Shimmer. Subtle references to Kesha's music. Is anyone up for it?

After getting advice from Cadance, Rarity, and Twilight, Turing Test ventures out into Ponyville to see if she can find love, or at least start a romantic relationship. Will she find her special somepony? Can a robot truly love? Will the answer be less disappointing than that one movie that tried to answer that question?

Anyway, new chapter's up!

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